Share this post2/16/24deadreckoner.substack.comCopy linkFacebookEmailNoteOther2/16/24Ben ThelenFeb 16, 2024∙ PaidShare this post2/16/24deadreckoner.substack.comCopy linkFacebookEmailNoteOtherShareMy Ahab phaseShelving my last competitive parenting trophyTaping up my handsYou hear that, losers?You’re on noticeThis post is for paid subscribersAlready a paid subscriber? Sign in